
Part of the pre-move discussion my husband and I had, involved figuring out what I could do during our time spent here. Having no idea what was available, and believing that the answer to the questions was very little, I turned to more unconventional options. I have been interested in Ayurveda for quite some time, and in fact had planned to take classes at an Ayurvedic College in Albuquerque in the fall of 2015. A family situation necessitated shelving those plans, but moving here made Ayurveda education an easily attainable goal! You see, the practice of Ayurveda originated in India, a place that is very easy and inexpensive to get to from here. So I did some research and found a school that teaches Ayurveda, including courses in Ayurvedic cooking – BINGO! This particular school is in Northern India, at the base of the Himalayas, so BONUS! I get to be out of the heat for a period of time – ideally in the summer. Unfortunately the timing did not work out for me to get there in August, so I scheduled for my first 5 weeks to begin in September. I planned to spend an extra week after classes exploring, for a total of 6 weeks in India.
I thought I had done a good job of working out all of the details… school enrollment, transportation, housing, etc. Knowing I needed a visa, I went to the web site for the local Embassy of India and researched the visa process. The website indicated that Emiraties (or people with a valid UAE resident visa) can use an online e-visa process. If you do not have your UAE visa, you need to go to the Indian Embassy, and allow 3-5 days for visa turnaround. To make sure I am doing it all correctly, I call the embassy and am instructed to complete the online ‘regular’ visa application, print it out, and come in the next morning. The online instructions verified the 3-5 working day turnaround for visa processing. Perfect. I had 7 working days before my flight, I was in good shape!
So the next morning, I take my printed application, along with my passport, flight confirmation, and hotel reservation, and I call a cab for the 30-45 minute ride out to Embassy of India. There I hand over my phone, clear through security, and am told to take a number and wait my turn. So I did. 25 minutes later my number is called. I go to the first window, hand over everything, and am immediately told to have a seat, I will be called to a different window. 10 minutes later I go to the second window, answer a few questions, and am invited back through a locked door to speak directly with the head of the visa processing department. I did not know it at the time, but apparently I was asking for something outside the norm. This head Visa guy tells me I do not have the correct information to accompany my application, and gives me a list of things I need to go print out and bring back. So I exit, hail another cab, go to the nearest copy center, and print out verification of school acceptance, and a letter from the owners of the homestay because my third party confirmation was not acceptable. The cabbie waits for me, and returns me to the Embassy with papers in hand. I take another number and wait my turn. Again. The entire process repeats itself, and this time Mr. Visa Head informs me that I have applied for the wrong visa type. The form is online.
So… I need to go home, get on the Embassy of India UAE website, complete the application a second time (this time checking a different box), and come back again. Why he could not tell me this the first trip through I do not know. Apparently he did not notice it. Great. 3 hours wasted! As I’m leaving this time, I check the operating hours and determine I can’t get back before closing hours, so I need to return the next day… Only the next day is an Indian holiday, and the embassy will be closed. The day after that begins the weekend, when the Embassy is always closed. So I make my plan to return on the next business day, which is the day after we move, and 5 business days before my flight. I am cutting it a bit too close for comfort….
Sunday morning (a workday in UAE) I arrive at the Embassy, with freshly printed (new) application in hand, along with every damned thing I could think of that they could possibly want or need. I take a number, sit down, and wait for my turn… For the third time. Only this time I skipped the second window, and was sent straight back to Mr. Visa Head.
The guy looks at my paperwork, and asks me why I am there bothering him again. (I think, ‘Really?’ among other things.) But I control myself and very politely reply that I am there to get a visa so that I can travel to his country. He says, yes, he sees that, and proceeds to tell me I do not need to be at the Embassy, I need to take this paperwork and apply at the downtown visa processing office. Which happens to be less than 10 minutes from where I live. I am amazed at my calm. I do not blow, I do not yell, I do not cry, and I do not kick the crap out of Mr poopy visa head. I just smile and make an attempt to explain (again) that I do not have a UAE resident visa, so I was told to come directly to the Embassy. He demands to know who told me this. I of course, do NOT have the piece of paper with my phone notes on it in the giant stack of crap in my hand, so I cannot answer. He tells me that not having the UAE visa is not a problem, it just delays the processing.
I smile again, and explain that my flight is on Friday. He smiles and tells me to change my flight. I almost… almost… lose it at this point. But no. I turn and leave his office still in control of my tongue, my temper, and my kicking foot.
SO…. I go to the BLS office. This is a company that contracts with the Indian Embassy to process all of the visa applications. They make sure that all of them are completed properly, all fees are paid, and all necessary documentation accompanies them, then they send them to – wait for it – the Embassy! Where Mr Poophead Reviews and approves the special cases, like mine. Hmmmm…..
There are literally hundreds of people in this small office. I arrive at 10:30AM. The only good thing is that there is a separate queue for women. I get to bypass about 30 people waiting for the initial review of documentation. I hand the woman my stack of paperwork. She is going line by line down my application and tells me I have completed it incorrectly. (Are you kidding me?) Seems I have not included my middle name (there is not a line for it) and I have requested a 2 month stay.
(The question is how many months do you want a visa for? The correct answer is 2, because at 6 weeks, 1 is not enough.) She tells me they do not offer a 2 month visa. I must choose 1, 3, or 6 months. There is NOWHERE on the application OR in the instructions that indicates that. I am actually grateful when she gives me a number, and tells me to have a seat and wait my turn for a representative to retype my application for me. So I sit and wait. And wait.
The system they use is one that flashes the next number on the screen, along with the associated counter for the person with that number to go to. The flash is accompanied by a ding to let people waiting know to look up. Once the person goes to the assigned counter, the representative at the counter acknowledges their arrival by turning off the flash and ding. That is, every representative except the one at counter 4. I know this because the number flashing on the screen and dinging incessantly, is asking the person to go to counter 4. There very clearly is a person being helped at counter 4. That person has been there since I came in, and sits there still 30 minutes of dinging and flashing later.
I would love to pass the time reading, except this jerk at counter 4 has not turned off his dingdong. Another 45 minutes go by. Still flashing the same number and still dinging. My number comes up, and I step to counter 1, where a guy takes a typing fee from me for somebody to reenter my entire application. Then he gives me another number and I sit back down. The dinging for counter 4 is still going on. Another 30 minutes goes dinging along and finally the customer at counter 4 is finished. The dingdong ends, and the representative enters the next number. Yep. Mine. Of course. I smile and take my paperwork to him, and very politely remind him to turn off the bell. He looks startled, but complies. It is blissfully quiet for at least 4 whole minutes.
Representative 4 gets through the retype and asks me what type of visa I want. I tell him I will be there for 5-6 weeks, and only need a single entry. He tells me the price is the same for a 6 month multiple entry visa. He recommends it in case I decide I love India and want to return. He points out I would not have to return to this office were that the case. Hmmm. OK – I will take a 6 month multiple entry visa. He prints out my new (hopefully properly completed) paperwork, gives me a new number, and tells me to have a seat until my number is called. Great. I think they are trying to break my will to live. I look up at the clock. And see it is 10 minutes after 1. There is a large sign on the entry door that announces they close for lunch hour between 1:30 and 2:30. (Oh please God, no. Please!) At 1:23 my number pops up, and I am directed to counter 12, where a woman reviews my paperwork, tells me it will be a fee of 600 dirhams and my visa will be ready in 10 days. WHAT!!! 10 days??? NOW I lose it.
I ask if there is any way to pay more for it to be expedited. She says no. It may be done sooner, but 10 days is what the standard indicates. I explain I have a flight Friday, and class beginning on Monday. She tells me I will need to change my flight and I will be late for class. I pay, leave the building and scream obscenities in my head for the next 15 minutes. (Among other things, it is against the law to curse in the UAE – and I was going to be thrown in jail if I outwardly expressed my thoughts.) I spend the next 2 days wondering how to go about changing a flight if you do not know what day to change it to. Thursday rolls around, and my husband suggest we go to the Embassy, just to see. Maybe they have completed it and we can save them the courier fee. I point out that I received the text message saying it was in progress, and I would be notified. He says it can’t hurt. I think it can’t hurt me, but I might hurt somebody there. Instead of saying that, I agree to take the ride with him. Of course, they are closed. It is 2 in the afternoon, the hours indicate they are open until 5, but the sign on the door says they are closed. He tries the door anyway. It is locked BUT, the girl inside opens a little window and asks if she can help him. He calmly explains the situation and she invites us in. He then explains again to a man inside the office, who offers to go and personally check on my visa. We thank him and have a seat. 15 minutes later this man comes back and announces it will be ready Sunday morning at 10. He apologizes for not being able to get it right away, and he and my husband have a lovely little chat and a few laughs. At least I know when to reschedule the flight!
Fast forward to this morning. My husband and I arrive at the Embassy of India, surrender our phones, clear security and head into the visa office. I take a number and we have a seat. It is 10:03. Our flight is scheduled for 2:05. My number is called at 10:25. I go to the window, smile and say hello to my old friend at window 1, and let him know I am supposed to pick up my visa today. He steps out for a few minutes and returns to tell me to have a seat, and poopyhead will be with me in a few minutes. At 10:52 the master of poo himself opens the side door and beckons me in. He sees my husband stand up with me and he smiles. WHAT? Yes… he smiles. They shake hands, trade stories, laugh and oh, by the way here is your visa to the lady standing next to my husband. Wow.

I am writing this from our hotel room in Delhi. We easily made the plane. My husband’s seat was double booked so they upgraded him. Oh and because he has a valid resident visa, he was able to get his India Tourist visa in less than 24 hours using their online process. It cost him 60 dirhams. What a life this guy leads!
More on India soon…



system with large vehicles. It can appear like bumper cars. Those who feel they should go first just do so, with no regard to surrounding vehicles. When you take all of that into consideration, and add in how close everything is, the shortage of parking spaces, and the super cheap cab fares, having a car really becomes a waste of time and money. Besides, should we decide to take a car trip, rentals are easy and inexpensive. That said, when it came for us to move (albeit less than ½ mile away) we started asking around to see if anybody owned a truck, because hey, that’s how you move, right? Uh, no. Not here. “Just call a cab” they said. Okay… Wait, what? Move in a cab? That just doesn’t sound right.
taxi is a van. I’m not talking about the full-sized Chevy or Ford that scared the parents of every teen girl in the 70s. I’m referring to a minivan. The kind where the seats fold up or down depending on how many people need to be accommodated OR, in this case, the number of large boxes and enormous suitcases need to fit in. We loaded up the boxes and bags, piled ourselves in to keep them from falling over en route, annnnddd… We almost made it in one trip. Which was really OK. The plan was to return to our hotel to make a sweep, grab the small things we had forgotten, and the laundry that was not yet dry, so it worked fine. Here’s the kicker… the cab driver was embarrassed that his back had been injured recently and he could not help us unload. He repeatedly apologized, and would not accep
t a tip. That made the total cost of the move 8 Dirhams – just over 2 bucks. Ok really, if we add the tip to the bellhop at the hotel we moved out of AND the additional cab, the grand total came to about 10 bucks. We got it all done in under an hour, and since we did not need to request help from anybody, the only beer and pizza we had to buy was for ourselves, at The Club, and very







completely closed. At night all of them are completely open, giving residents full view of the city. The builders estimate that this technology reduces energy loss by over 50% simply by shielding the glass from the sun’s heat. If you are interested, you can read the tech specs here:
This building holds a Guiness Record as the World’s furthest leaning man made tower. Which basically means that in a previous life, I lied to all those kids I sent to Pisa. This building has an 18 degree lean to the west, more than 4 times that old thing in Italy. On a side note – I understand that the view from the rooftop bar is spectacular. This is on the ever growing list of things I need to see and do in Abu Dhabi.





as well as at least one day spa offering massage, facials, and/or reflexology. There will usually be at least one fitness center. There will almost always be a large grocery store in the basement, and in many of them, the sub-basement has activities for everybody.
Yes you read that right. It’s actually a bunch of trampolines set end to end and side to side that cover roughly the size of 3 football fields. There are also a few giant airbag things you can dive onto. They have separate areas with different sized trampolines and air bags for different age groups. Including adults. The ends and sides of the trampolines are well padded, the walls are padded or angled. I haven’t been yet, though it has been planned by one of the local meetup groups. Sadly they changed the date and I am going to miss the group trip this time. However, I’m considering going on my own just because it looks like a blast!



Muscat at first blush is the opposite of Abu Dhabi. There are no high rises. In fact, there is not a single ocean front mega development to be seen. Th
e city from this angle looks like what I had envisioned a Middle Eastern city would look like – low slung white buildings
with lots of arches and other graceful embellishments. The desert terrain is eerily similar to what we grew up with in Phoenix, only without the cacti. The mountains reminded us very much of South Mountain. It is a long east-west row with several layers of mountain at differing but relatively similar heights. There is a river just s
outh of the hotel that flows into the gulf. The vegetation grows vigorously along the fresh water, but not really anywhere else. As I look up one of the trails I see a couple of 4WD vehicles making their way up to the top, past the wate
r storage tanks, and it makes me smile. Overall the view here is more comforting and familiar than the endless flat we experience in Abu Dhabi.
There are literally hundreds of small button shells of this color all around us. I reach down to pick up a couple and they disappear in the soft sand. It is not until we stand perfectly still and let the sand sift through our fingers that we are able to pick them up. I have not seen shells in quite this color anywhere else, the picture really does not get it right. Together we collect a handful of them each, along with some surprisingly intact cowrie type shells. The water is crystal clear, and a bit cooler than in the Arabian Gulf. It does not appear to be quite as salty.





Once I was appropriately dressed, I stepped out of the changing area to find that my husband, in pants and a loose fitting short sleeved shirt, did not need to put on a Keffiyeh, the white robe that is the men’s traditional dress, nor did he need to cover his head. My only thought was to quote the great Opus the Penguin “PPHHHTTTT!” lol. So off we went for our tour. We had arrived at a time between guided tours, so we checked out some head phones and opted for the audio tour, and I am going to share with you as much of it as I can remember.






g in each of the halls is once again colored marble flowers inlaid into white marble, but in this case, the southern foyer depicts flowers indigenous to the southern hemisphere, and the northern foyer likewise with flowers indigenous to the northern hemisphere.













